A local guy who has been polluting the atmosphere with the wafting smell of his own lack of self-respect has today made up for his personal shortfalls by providing a lighter to open the beers of his friends from an official report.

C. Juan (26) has been sucking back the lung-busters for years now, and as his mates gradually quit, he’d become one of the last remaining nicotine-dependent smokers in his social circle.

While some of his more precious mates are annoyed by his addiction, due to all the time they have to spend in designated only smoking areas (DOSA) – they seemed to have forgotten how handy he becomes when cold beers are out on the table, and there’s no sight of a bottle opener anywhere.